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Suck my dick! Get off my tower!
~ Business Guy telling Suction Cup Man to get off his tower.

Guy Business, better known as Business Guy or Business Dummy, is the main antagonist of Piemations's Indie Animated Series Suction Cup Man.

He serves as the main antagonist of Suction Cup Man 1, 3 and 4, and the final antagonist of Suction Cup Man 2.He is a business man who owns a company that makes cleaning products who is constantly harassed by a man named Suction Cup Man.

Business Guy is voiced by Zachery Fuller.

His Good Ranking[]

His Heroic Deeds[]

  • Creating a Cleaning Products Company, which Presumably Helped Hundreds of People Clean Their Homes
  • He created a product called "Anti-Suction Cup Cleaner" so that people could prevent the suction cup man from climbing into their homes
  • He Warned The Suction Cup Man To Be Careful With The Highway, So He Wouldn't Be Run Over, Even If They Hated Each Other
  • He filed a lawsuit against Suction Cup Man, which would lead to him losing his Climbing Grade Suction Cups,so he would never tower again from Anyone Else (although this was later reversed)
  • After seeing that Suction Cup Man has returned to his "Penis Man" form to climb his building again, he calls the police which is the most rational thing possible to do in a situation like this
  • Soon realizing that he would never be able to stop suction cup man from climbing his tower, he allows him to climb his tower only on holidays, thus ending the chaos that suction cup man was causing in the city, with the price being the quality of the windows of his building

Why Doesn't He Stand Out?[]

  • Despite managing to pass the General Standards, he fails the Admirable Standard for Suction Cup Man, who with Minor resources managed to Save America from Kim-jong un who wanted to bomb it and Cause World War III
  • He has some moments of acting like a jerk.
  • He consequently after removing the suction cups from Suction Cup Man, Suction Cup Man goes into depression and almost kills himself.

Trivia[]

  • He, along with Paul and Buddy, are the only Suction Cup Man characters to be Heroic Benchmarks
  • Because Suction Cup Man is an incomplete series, his HB stats can change, despite being rare
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